Cyber Awareness Dad Jokes '26
31 days. 31 groan-worthy jokes. 31 lessons that keep a small business out of trouble.
A new one every morning at 8 AM Eastern, all October long, from Ron Trotto at TC³.
Needs Space
Why did the backup break up with the server? It needed space. Three copies of space, actually.
Keep three copies of your data, on two kinds of storage, with one offline or offsite. Then test a restore, because a backup nobody has restored is just a hopeful guess.

Inbox Fishing
What's a hacker's favorite fishing spot? Your inbox. No license, no boat, and the fish click on their own.
The lesson
One click on a fake login page can hand over the keys to your whole email system. Train your team to stop and verify any message that pushes urgency, money, or a password reset.

Fluffy Knows
Why did Ron switch to passkeys? Because 'Fluffy2019' wasn't fooling anybody. Not even Fluffy.
The lesson
Pet names and birthdays are the first guesses attackers try, and reused passwords turn one leak into ten. A password manager or passkeys closes that door for every account at once.

Yes Man
What do you call an employee who approves every login request on their phone? A yes-man-in-the-middle.
The lesson
Attackers with a stolen password spam approval prompts until someone taps yes just to make it stop. Use number matching, and teach staff that a prompt they didn't start means call IT, not approve.

Needs Space
Why did the backup break up with the server? It needed space. Three copies of space, actually.
The lesson
Keep three copies of your data, on two kinds of storage, with one offline or offsite. Then test a restore, because a backup nobody has restored is just a hopeful guess.
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